im sorry. is my swag distracting you
Luigi uses his supernatural ability to see beyond human perception to sense an invisible pipe cover and remove it, making it visible.
me accepting the ice bucket challenge
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
The entire 66 character wand collection made by the Noble Collection, including Luna Lovegood’s first wand only found in the Dumbldore’s Army Set and Mad-Eye Moody’s first wand that isn’t sold anymore.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
this child is a disney princess
or bear grylls’ daughter
Think twice before you judge a parent.
Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
Survey says: no
we call it soda punk over here
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under